Top 5 Make Out Cars of 2010

I graduated high school back in 1983. Back then, the ONLY place to make out with my girlfriend was in my 1978 Chevy Monza. For those of you not familiar with the aforementioned Monza, it was a tiny little 2-door car that was not very well built. The shifter was in between the two front seats. Needless to say, it was not a great car for making out with my then girlfriend. I always wished I had an Impala with a bench seat or an Eldorado Baritz which had a bench seat and was stylish.

Since the advent of bucket seats in cars, making out has become more difficult and less enjoyable. Cars today are tight, small and uncomfortable for any activity except driving. So if yo are an old school rock and roll romantic like me and long for the old days of watching the submarine races with your sweaty, I have compiled a list of what I think are the best make out cars of this year.

By no means is this list meant to be a review of cars, it is simply a list of what I think are the cars that are best suited for a romantic night of necking with your significant other.

2010 Chevy Impala.

You thought the bench seat was gone for good? Think again. The new Impala offers an optional bench seat which is perfect for, well, making out with your honey. Now, I must admit that the impala itself is anything but sexy, but in this case, the bench seat is all it needed to make the list.

2010 Ford F 150 Truck

This puppy simply screams manliness. I'm not a huge fan of country music, but I would be more than willing to drive around in one of these with my girl on my right, my dog in the back and a sad Hank Williams song on the radio. Now that sets the perfect mood for a little countryside passion, don't you think?

2010 Ford Mustang.

This car looks cool and delivers in one important department. It actually helps you pick up girls. You can see examples of the beautiful Mustang in any CT Ford Dealer showroom. This is a true muscle car, and if there is anything girls like it's muscles. Sure you will be cramped but you will also look great which is half the battle.

2010 Mercedes (Any Mercedes)

As I mentioned before, girls really dig muscles. But what most girls dig even more is a fat wallet. Nothing conveys your inner wealth more than a Mercedes Benz. Believe me, if it is between some hot stud in a Pinto, and an average looking you in a new Mercedes, you'll win every time. Oh, and by the way, I've heard that girls are much more willing to make out with you if you drive a Mercedes.

2010 Toyota Prius

This little environmentally friendly car offers a surprising amount of room. You would be surprised at just how much you can accomplish in this tiny offering. But here is it's real strength - There are tons of girls out there who are attracted to sensitive men. What better way to show off your sensitivity then drive a "Green Car". It says, " I car about the environment, I care about you." So, hop into this green machine with your favorite honey, drive to the lakeside and plant a nice smooch on her.